lol.....
SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH!!

Beta cigarette pi raha tha ke uske dad aa gaya 

Bete ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa di..
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Dad: Tum cigarette pee raha tha?
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Beta: Nahin toh,
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Dad: Toh phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?
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Beta: Aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai...